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Rummy ‘Bombs’ The Slopes

Rummy in Aspen

Donald Rumsfeld, with a fan (who’s not a drag queen), enjoying a little apres-ski action in Vail on March 4.

“I like to go fast as opposed to look good,” Rummy told the Aspen Times to describe his skiing style. The Secretary of Defense and his wife, Joyce, are longtime residents of Vail Valley.

(That day, 12 Iraqi civilians were killed and 28 civilians and 9 policemen were injured in roadside attacks and bombings.)

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21 Responses to “Made U Look:
Rummy ‘Bombs’ The Slopes”

  1. Jimmy Jams Says:

    OH MY GOD. Rumsfeld took a picture with a woman with breasts!!! And because he did, six Iraqi policemen and a soldier were killed. If he didn’t smile and take a picture, those men would have lived!

    OH MY GOD. ***BREAKING NEWS***BREAKING NEWS***

    No wonder dumb fuck liberals like you just can’t figure anything out.

  2. Geo Says:

    Damn, he’s really short.

    Explains a lot.

  3. Seanibus Says:

    “No wonder dumb fuck liberals like you just can’t figure anything out.”

    No we just oggling the boobs in the picture - all three of them.

  4. E Says:

    duck mr secratary! there are cannon pointed at your head!. Nice Pink collar BTW Rummy

  5. merlot_winters Says:

    i’m just glad that there are women out there with broader shoulders than myself.

  6. The ghost of Cap Weinberger Says:

    Well, Jimmy Jams, if that IS your real name, it’s like this:

    If Rummy put as much attention into DOING HIS FUCKING JOB instead of checking out the silicon-enhanced racks of butterfaced skeeves at ski resorts, then maybe fewer American soldiers, like for instance my 22-year-old nephew, wouldn’t be dead today.

    Not that you give a shit. You never served and never will.

  7. Gman Says:

    Big deal. Show me John Ashcroft next to hooters like that and I’ll be impressed!

  8. CHEIII Says:

    “dumb fuck liberals”?

    the guy got us into a mess and to see him living it up in Aspen while we’re in, yes, a “quagmire” is worth noting.

    Don’t worry - when Rummy gets around to visiting the sheep, perhaps you and your tits will make it into a pic.

  9. JOanzi Says:

    pretty little pink outfit for such a tiny little man though. army-issue matching pink “torturer tights”, you reckon?

    (correction: must be “hunting pink” - i think that’s cheney relaxing in the background)

    so today with 34 iraquis and 2 us soldiers down, i wonder if condi made the right decision going with that new hairstyle? it’s such hard, hard work that … and *still* being upstaged by MEDIA focus on dying people.

    the pink, though. now THAT says “mission accomplished” dudn it?

  10. sweet Says:

    Gosh, Rummy & Chaney are doing such a great job. I wonder why they disappear from the public eye for months at a time.

    Care to guess Seanibus?

  11. RussInDC Says:

    You know, no detriment to ’sweet’, but Cheney has gone NO WHERE. For those of us in DC, we still see his motorcade daily at 9 and 4 (not one for overtime, he), and he and Rove are still running things…

  12. Ross Says:

    Steep slopes… Hey Rummy, you may like to go fast, but you obviously have style too!
    Amazon! Aphrodite! Artemis! Grand Tetons!

  13. Duck of Death Says:

    Every time I hear some wingnut defend one of the BushCo idiots, I always think, ‘another coward staying at home, fighting terrorism by masturbating in front of mom’s computer w/ cheeto stained fingers.’ What heroes.

  14. Adante Says:

    Wonderful picture. I guess there is no real connection between the size of the womans breasts and the fact that some service man or women died today or any day in Iraq. The breasts are big, Rumsfeld does have an awkward smile, but it is clear that nothing is going on. No weapons were found. But its always best to jump in and search for yourself.

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    http://thewanderingartist.blogspot.com

  15. Lindsey Says:

    Lord. I thought she was sitting on his lap. Is he really that short? Are they standing? Is Rummy wife-swapping?

  16. Bring it On! » Blog Archive » Is Rummy Gay? Says:

    [...] Or is he banging this broad? [...]

  17. sweet Says:

    thank you Russ - I’m 2700 miles away and just watching every bit of news, they’re definitely keeping lower profiles.

    And how the hell I misspelled Cheney, I don’t know. Maybe he is a relative stranger in my life…

  18. Mr. Respect Says:

    The woman that Mr. Rumsfeld is with is simply that, a woman. It is demeaning to stage the picture in any way that magnifies her breasts, and essentially reduces her to a sex object. On the other hand, she is cute, and her breasts are attractive. Oh, God, I am so compromised. I am a Centrist, with a Humanist perspective. Any more pics?

  19. Kate Anne Says:

    Amazing that Rummy was looking at the camera. His smile is much more friendly and warm than usual. (And yes, you can be sure he’s not thinking of those dead and wounded in Iraq.)

  20. Baddkonig Says:

    Rummy just got Battle-Hard-oned !

  21. Ron Says:

    BBBBBBBBBBronski!

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